JCAHO JPOD for your next JCAHO visit.

JCAHO JPOD can store all the stuff you don't want JCAHO to see, without the bother of figuring out where it should really go.

Oregon Health and Sciences University (OHSU) is gearing up for another round of JCAHO inspections. Memmos have been circulating urging all departments to get ready. Happily OHSU has announced contracts with a new company called JCAHO JPODS that can help departments meet those pesky regulations. Modeled after the popular PODS see in the driveways at many home foreclosures as home owners look for a place to store their belongings, the JCAHO JPOD is specially designed to meet the stringent demands of hospital administrators.

Don't let JCAHO find these little nuisances, let JPOD hide the stuff.

We have all struggled with how to make it look like we follow JCAHO regulations when they come to visit. How many of us have tried to memorize the mission statement but ultimately resorted to scribbling it on our hands, on the off chance the JCAHO police pounce on us. Even worse -  what to do with all the junk in the hallways. Worry no more. Let JCAHO JPODS do the work.

As JCAHO time rolls around just get on OZONE and follow the twelve easy to follow links to the online form for your departments JPOD. After you fill out the forms, and have the required 5 notarized signatures you can hand deliver the form to President Robertsons office for final approval. In no time your very own JPOD will arrive ready to accept your departmental junk. Just imagine the look your your supervisors face when they see how neat and tidy your department is.

The JCAHO JPOD company reports that next year they are coming out with JCAHO personnel ePOD to hide employees that you wish JCAHO would never come in contact with. The personnel ePOD looks like a office on the inside, with a computer and all the other office fixin’s. Your employees will think they are doing work, little will they know that the door is locked from the outside and their computer is not really connected to EPIC. Gosh, everyone will have a good laugh, and you will pass your inspection too!

Before JPOD the hallways at the OR front desk were a mess, but now everything is nice and tidy. Thanks JPOD.